The Perfect Lover

I feel as if this picture and quote define my life. All too often when i should probably be out on a date or attempting to be social, you'll find me in front of my TV. Why is this? The TV will never leave me and I always know what to expect from the TV and I can get tons done while still spending time with the TV. I don't have to dress up for the TV, it accepts me even when I'm in my sweats, if it gets too loud I can just turn it down or even turn it off, and it never gets jealous if i decide to read a book or go for a run instead. The TV is sometimes like a Lover...the perfect Lover.