I made a fantastical rediscovery today. I rediscovered...
THE LITERARY BOOK OF ANSWERS!!(I found it in a box in my closet!)
It's a rather thick book full of quotes from various literary sources. The instructions, as said on the back of the book, are as follows:
1.Hold the CLOSED book in your hand, on you lap, or on a table.
2. Take 10 or 15 seconds to concentrate on a yes or no question.
3. While visualizing or speaking your question, place one hand palm down on the book's front cover and stroke the pages from back to front.
4. When you sense the time is right, open the book and there will be your answer.
So, as i'm sitting here, alone, on a Friday night...(don't judge), I decided to whip it out again and get some answers to many of life's questions i've been pondering. Here are some of the results. (These are all the true answers that i got!!)
Question: Will I be stuck living in Utah the rest of my life??
Answer: To turn and fly is now too late
Question: Should i stop being a loser and go be social??
Answer: Your not up to it, stay where you are
Question: Will I get married??
Answer: That is unlikely
Question: Will I travel a lot someday
Answer: Don't even dispute it
Question: Should i be studying right now??
Answer: Hold out and fortify
So basically i found out tonight that i'll be lonely forever, but at least i'll travel a lot. I'll probably be traveling a lot because i'll be stuck living in Utah for some reason. And..i'm suppose to stay home tonight and NOT do homework. I think i'm okay with that.
So ask me questions people and i will summon the almighty powers of the Literary Book of Answers and let you know what your future holds!